WTF??!!!

[richardrahll]

No real point in this, but i'm real sick of seeing the "Camp Stealing Necros" chain as the latest thing answered. And i'm the one that started it!

But since i have your attention, i'll rant/ramble just for the fun of it.

My boss irritates the shit outta me. He treats me very nicely, my co-worker he treats in a condescending yet kindly fashion, and everyone else in the company gets treated like total shit except for the company president who gets a royal ass-kissing when my boss is around. And he's not even subtle about any of it. I like getting treated nice, but it really gets under my skin to see him treat people i respect like they're mis-behaving children and he's a psychotically maladjusted abusive parent.

Anyone out there feeling like giving any massive gifts of cash to total strangers? My car died on the way home from work last night. It's at the shop this morning. I hope the verdict isn't death and destruction. If it is i'll need some serious moolah. Any of you fine ladies that read this site need a slightly pudgy 43-year-old houseboy that can cook and clean? I'm slightly used and well aged. More like fine wine than stale beer, in my humble opinion. All ya gotta do is buy me a nice car.

Anyways, enough of the stupid shit. Have a nice day :rolleyes:

[BlackHeart]

My new boss is the company president's son-in-law. You can imagine the headaches this involves.

[richardrahll]

If your very very lucky he does'nt have a clue and knows it and lets you get the important work done.

Otherwise, i feel for ya, man. That's potentially a shitstorm of trouble.

[Warspite]

*laughs*

I've known my boss since 2nd grade... let's just round it and say 30 years or so. I am sure all my cow-irkers think I am kissing his ass.

I think only Felicite has known her boss longer than I've known mine.

Houseboy, eh? Think you can wear the speedo and do the dance of the pool-boy like Poolie on Cabana Chat?

"You like? I like!" - Dixie Wetsworth

[richardrahll]

Houseboy, eh? Think you can wear the speedo and do the dance of the pool-boy like Poolie on Cabana Chat?


you would actually want to see a moderately overweight 43 year old man in speedos? :ph34r:

Young ladies would die of fear, and old ladies would die of exhaustion after fits of uncontrollable laughter.

Speedos have never graced this well-marbled body, and i can't imagine them ever gracing this fine piece of succulent flesh.

[Trensharo_Saryrn]

This thread is stupid.

Somebody flame me...

[BlackHeart]

Tren,

You're ugly and your mom dresses you funny.

There, feel better?

Also.. I would like to apply for that speedo wearing pool-boy job. I really don't care how bad I look in it because I won't be the one doing the lookin.

[UsulDaNeriak]

all you need is a dragon.

to kill your boss and to burn down your self-cleaned house.

and you will feel better.

such simple.

Usul

[Schaeffer]

JB - "...and she was all like, 'I hate my job, I"m gonna burn this mother down' and so I was like, 'You better not, YOU BETTER NOT!' "

BS - "She said it was an electrical fire."

JB - "Yeah total electrical fire..."

BS - "Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

JB - "We uh, had too... take them off... so we could uh... get away from the fire..." (takes off running)

BS - (into radio) "We got a runner!"

[Warspite]

Famtin wrote:
Speedos have never graced this well-marbled body, and i can't imagine them ever gracing this fine piece of succulent flesh.

A sausage isn't really a sausage without the skin. Otherwise, it's just loose meat! ;)