Who is smarter, Azrioth or Blackheart?

[Azrioth]

Answer honestly!

Make an informed decision!

[richardrahll]

This t-shirt design made me think of ya, sir :D :



http://www.sinfulshirts.com/thumbnails/pirate_preview.gif (http://www.sinfulshirts.com/customize.php?shirt=67)

[Unclean]

They are both dumb-as-dirt, long haired, frisbee throwin', pepsi-drinkin', sideburn havin', sister marryin', truck drivin' hee haw motherfuckers :)

A (somewhat) serious answer would be that we're all mentally impaired in some fundamental way by arguing on teh intraweb in the first place, so it's really about 2 degrees of idiocy that separate the highest from the lowest. ;)

[Azrioth]

That t-shirt design kicks ass, and I'll be sharin' that pickup line, me hearty! Arr...

They are both dumb-as-dirt, long haired, frisbee throwin', pepsi-drinkin', sideburn havin', sister marryin', truck drivin' hee haw motherfuckers

No, used to be, frisbee throwing is bad?, I like pepsi sometimes, sideburns mostly suck, no (if she's my sister), trucks are awesome, hee haw was a funny show, and again no (unless it's not my mom and she's a total milf)

A (somewhat) serious answer would be that we're all mentally impaired in some fundamental way by arguing on teh intraweb in the first place, so it's really about 2 degrees of idiocy that separate the highest from the lowest.

I've heard this a lot and I don't get it. Why are internet arguements any less valid? I don't care about dumbasses here any more than I did when I would have these exact same arguements irl. Still do.

[Rijak]

here's another one for ya (though i'm a more partial to the big chests ;) )

http://home.comcast.net/~rijak/pirate2.jpg

[Mallakith]

well ive only seen a picture of blackheart and he sure looked scruffy... so i voted azrioth.

what? not that smart? ooh shi....

[Jebasiz]

Blackheart voted for himself? Maybe it was a sympathy vote...

That shirt design kicks ass.

[Drazzminius]

I vote the shirt is smarter :P

[Azrioth]

2nd cool as well

lol Malla

I'm as astounded as you are, Jeba.

Drazz, smarter than us both? :P

[Unclean]

With the right software, 1000 monkeys at 1000 computer terminals could own that t-shirt in a battle of wits.

[Dranul]

You know what BH will say to this, right? That Az has more cronies, that's all.

[Azrioth]

Naturally.

He's a fascinating example, worthy of study... uses all the responses of the clinically pwned.

In this place where I play chess, I argue with everyone and have amassed quite a following. Some girl got all hurt because of my "army"... :o Smart people agree with me oh noes :'(

It doesn't matter either way.

[Draknil]

Had to vote Blackheart only because Az was stupid enough to start this poll in the first place :P

Then again I took part in it....shows how much my vote counts....

[Cap'n Azrioth's Parrot]

I voted for Blackheart.

[Creationis Crucifixion]

Ninja's own the fuck out of pirates anyhow.

[Mallakith]

How about Ninja Wizards?

[Jebasiz]

With lazers?

[Azrioth]

Pirates have guns, y'see...

[BlackHeart]

I don't know which is more pathetic.

The idea that you are so unsure of yourself that you have to even propose a vote, or the fact that you could only muster up 14 friends to vote for you at all. Or was that just you from 14 differnt IPs with 14 different accounts?

One will never know.

Being a sheep doesn't make you smart. It just makes you a sheep. Wake up, embrace a new idea and don't let other people do your thinking for you.

[Mallakith]

lol BH check my response and most of those we voted making the whole thing a jest.. you know humour... that which makes people laugh.

As you 3box all the time its worrying you could only muster 5 tho... :D

[Azrioth]

I don't know which is more pathetic, that you thought this was for real, or... no wait, I guess that's it!

You win the prize, dumbfuck.

[Brahman]

BH, keep in mind if there was a third option "a turd" it would win. Some of us like to vote just for comic effect.

[BlackHeart]

BH, keep in mind if there was a third option "a turd" it would win. Some of us like to vote just for comic effect.


Yup... I was looking for "None of the above" but "Turd" would have worked just as well, but then again it may have confused some people seeing as how it so closely describes Az.

[Azrioth]

Oh noes, I have been likened to a turd. I feel diminished by this insult, as it is full of wit and reveals my low mental acuity...

:( http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/forumsmileys/shit.gif

[BlackHeart]

Oh noes, I have been likened to a turd. I feel diminished by this insult, as it is full of wit and reveals my low mental acuity

Not to mention your overall stinkiness.

[Azrioth]

Shut up, you immature fool.

[BlackHeart]

*cries*