Our Pet...

[Demisedsoul]

I don't know this for a fact but I heard the Necro pet is better then mage pets at a high lvl. I don't know if it's true because mage can summon different types of pets but I'm curious as to if its fact or fiction!

[Felicite]

Originally posted by Demisedsoul@May 31 2006, 06:21 PM
I don't know this for a fact but I heard the Necro pet is better then mage pets at a high lvl. I don't know if it's true because mage can summon different types of pets but I'm curious as to if its fact or fiction!
There are two short answers to this.

1. Fiction. Mage pets have more hitpoints and do more DPS and Mage Pet Haste is (if I remember correctly) better than ours.

2. Fact. If you are a Mage you are teh suck compared to us. 70 Mage with top focus pet solos slower than us petless. Ergo even our imaginary pet is better than a mage's.. if you include the Mage .vs. Necro part.

Clear?

[nethyia]

Aye, mage pet > necro pet at high levels. But on the flip side, necro with no pet > mage with pet! So a bit of a trade off there. I think I'll stick with necro.

[Sarnath Creed]

*************************************
Mage sends pet to attack A_Mob01.
Jobaber says,"Lets get it on, A_Mob01!"
Mage nukes A_Mob01 for 1300 points of damage.
A_Mob01 says,"Ama kick yo ass Mage."
Mage says,"Taunt Jobaber! Taunt! Taunt! Taunt!
Mage runs around waiting for Jobaber to get aggro again.
A_Mob01 says,"Fuck this. Cmere Jobaber. Ama keel joo."
Jobaber says,"RAWR!"
Mage nukes A_Mob01 for 1300 points of damage.
A_Mob01 says,"Ama kick yo ass Mage."
Mage says,"Taunt Jobaber! Taunt! Taunt! Taunt!
Mage runs around waiting for Jobaber to get aggro again.
Jobaber sighs.
************************************
Necro snares A_Mob02.
A_Mob02 says,"Ama kick yo ass Necro."
Necro laughs.
Necro dots the shit out of A_Mob02.
Necro sends Jiber to attack A_Mob02.
Jiber says,"lol, your gonna get pwnd"
A_Mob02 says,"Ama kick yo ass Necro....whats this thing hitting me? hmm...Ama kick yo ass Necro."
Necro laughs.
A_Mob02 dies.
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Example. :D

[Drazzminius]

Ha Ha, great example!

[Schaeffer]

I've got one more for ya:

Necro snares mob
Mob03 says, "I'm a keel joo Necro"
Warrior tags Mob 03
Necro FD's
Mob03 says, "I'm a a keel joo Tank bish!"
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mob03 says, "Hmm Tank bish keeps getting healed..."
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mob03 says, "Hmm Necro dot's hurt"
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mage hits Mob03 for 3k of non-melee damage.
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mob03 shouts, "You will not evade me Mage!"
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mage says, "Loading Please wait"
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mage says, "WTF!"
Mob03 says, "Shit, I be dead yo"

[Sarnath Creed]

Originally posted by Schaeffer@Jun 1 2006, 01:51 AM

Mob03 says, "Shit, I be dead yo"
lol

[Jebasiz]

Heh...

necro..darknesses mob_09
mob_09..I'll keel u nekro!
necro fizzles dreadpyre cast but is watching tv and doesn't notice.
mob_09 WTF is he standing there for?
necro sends in Jabober against mob_09
Jabober omgz..he won't even notice me!
Mob_09..well darkness sucks but this fucker is really pissing me off
jabober stab, stab, stab..mob_09 doesn't even see me! /snicker
mob_09 ohh what the gay?! /owns jabober in two rounds(skipping enrage).
necro..freaking fizzle, dots again(for realz!)

[UsulDaNeriak]

Originally posted by Schaeffer@Jun 1 2006, 05:51 AM
I've got one more for ya:

Necro snares mob
Mob03 says, "I'm a keel joo Necro"
Warrior tags Mob 03
Necro FD's
Mob03 says, "I'm a a keel joo Tank bish!"
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mob03 says, "Hmm Tank bish keeps getting healed..."
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mob03 says, "Hmm Necro dot's hurt"
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mage hits Mob03 for 3k of* non-melee damage.
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mob03 shouts, "You will not evade me Mage!"
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mage says, "Loading Please wait"
Necro stands, dot's and FD's
Mage says, "WTF!"
Mob03 says, "Shit, I be dead yo"
you forgot:

Necro shouts: "WTD INC ...dead_Mage_001"
Tank says: " Great, this mage did kill a mob finally, rezz him nec, please"

Usul

PS: dont get me wrong, mages are great dmg dealers, but just with good aggo control by the tank. we necs dont care. we ARE "aggo control"

and yes: their pets are better than ours, also their epic is better than ours. and this is more than fair.

[Mallakith]

But at least our epic is gay and glowey and looks shite!

Mage epic is an awful looking thing

[Nelran]

Thank you all for the wonderful laughs.

Now I'm getting really strange looks from people at work.

[Sebekax]

Originally posted by Nelran@Jun 2 2006, 06:26 PM
Now I'm getting really strange looks from people at work.
Snare and kite them around the office?

[Zigertx]

they wouldent stand a chance agianst job.....

[Nelran]

Originally posted by Sebekax+Jun 2 2006, 07:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sebekax @ Jun 2 2006, 07:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nelran@Jun 2 2006, 06:26 PM
Now I'm getting really strange looks from people at work.
Snare and kite them around the office? [/b][/quote]
You have slain an office co-worker.

Your faction with co-workers has fallen.
Your faction with boss has fallen.
Your faction with closet EQ players has risen.

[Mallakith]

ok how do i explain the coffee in my keyboard...

[Nelran]

Originally posted by Mallakith@Jun 7 2006, 05:44 AM
ok how do i explain the coffee in my keyboard...
Same way the HR director did. grabbed a piece of paper and didn't realize the coffee cup was on top of it.

[Nelran]

Loading...Please Wait

You have entered Office, First Floor

You cast Skin of Shadow

/con a receptionist

A receptionist regards you indifferently. You could probably handle this encounter.

/con a file clerk

A file clerk regards you indifferently. You could probably handle this encounter.

You tell your raid, "Green mobs to start with. Dropping invis to see faction."

Your skin returns to normal.

/con a receptionist

A receptionist scowls at you, ready to attack. You could probably handle this encounter.

You tell your raid, "And KoS it is."

RL tells the raid, "Don't worry about the trash mobs. They're all green. HR director, CFO, and CEO are all 75th level mobs."

/sigh

You tell your raid, "Safe to zone in then."

A receptionist stands up and charges, sharpie held high. "You've ruined your own office space, you'll not ruin mine!"

A receptionist attempts to jab you with her sharpie, but MISSES.

Jabober slices a receptionist for 125 points of damage.

A receptionist's corpse gasps and falls to the ground, silent.

Your faction standing with office workers has gotten worse.
Your faction standing with The Bosses has gotten worse.
Your faction standing with Payroll has gotten better.
Your faction standing with Closet EQ Players has gotten better.

/loot A receptionist's corpse

You tell your raid, "Bleh, greenies ain't got shit on them either. (link)A Sharpie(/link) 1 damage, 27 delay? BLEH"

You tell your raid, "Payroll faction went higher? Think they've got any decent quests?"





And so on, and so forth.

[taecken]

"A receptionist attempts to jab you with her sharpie, but MISSES."

LMAO

Do you have any idea how funny that line is?!?

more, more!

[Rdarkwill]

This one has been around forever, but a few of ya's may not have seen it....

The Denny's version...

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered Denny's.
You say, 'Hail Denny's hostess'
Denny's hostess says 'Hello, Tom. Welcome to Denny's. [Smoking] or
[non-smoking]?'
You say, 'non-smoking'
You say, 'I would like non-smoking please'
You say, 'what about non-smoking'
Denny's hostess says 'Right this way, please.'
You are out of food and drink.
Corey shouts, 'has anyone seen the waiter?'
Gary shouts, 'no and ive been camping him for a half hour'
You are out of food and drink.
Ester shouts, 'I see him'
Corey shouts, 'dont kill him, i still have to do the order quest'
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
You are out of food and drink.
You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
Denny's waiter says 'Hello, Tom. You look like you could use some [coffee]'
You say, 'Yes I'll have some coffee'
You say, 'what about coffee'
Denny's waiter says 'Ah, excellent! We have [regular] and [decaf].'
You say, 'I will have some decaf'
You say, 'what about decaf'
You say, 'what about decaffeinated coffee'
Denny's waiter says 'I expected nothing less of you. Here, take this.'
You gain experience!
Your faction standing with Juan Valdez got better
You drink your coffee.
You were hit by non-melee for 39 dmg
YOU are burning!
You shout, 'Ow hehe this coffee's hot'
Karen shouts, 'Haha u sux0r'
You are hungry.
You are out of food.
Annoying kid says 'Pikachuuuuuu'
Annoying kid tries to hit YOU, but misses!
Annoying kid tries to hit YOU, but misses!
Annoying kid hits YOU for 3 points of damage.
Auto-attack on.
You hit Annoying kid for 17 points of damage.
You hit Annoying kid for 22 points of damage.
You have slain Annoying kid!
Your faction standing with Disciplineless Mothers got worse
Your faction standing with Denny's Customers got better
Your faction standing with The World at Large got better
Annoying kid's corpse0 says 'My mother will avenge my death!'
You receive 3 copper as your split.
You are hungry.
You are out of food.
Disciplineless mother says 'Your actions and history are a personal affront
to all I stand for.'
Disciplineless mother begins casting a spell.
Disciplineless mother pet is enveloped in flames.
Off-duty police officer says 'Hey! No pets in the building!'
Disciplineless mother pet hits YOU for 18 points of damage.
Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother for 287 points of damage.
Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother for 234 points of damage.
Off-duty police officer kicks Disciplineless mother for 27 points of damage.
Disciplineless mother is slain by Off-duty police officer!
Disciplineless mother pet hits YOU for 12 points of damage.
Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother pet for 262 points of
damage.
Off-duty police officer was burned.
Disciplineless mother pet is slain by Off-duty police officer!
Off-duty police officer says 'Let this be a lesson, that none can withstand
the wrath of the San Diego Department of Public Safety.'
You are hungry.
You are out of food.
You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
Denny's waiter says 'Can I get you some more [coffee]?'
You say, 'No, I want to place my order'
You say, 'Can I place my order?'
You say, 'Let me place my order dammit!'
Denny's waiter says 'Ah, would you like to try our [Grand Slam Breakfast]?'
You say, 'I will have the grand slam breakfast'
Denny's waiter says 'How would you like your [eggs]?'
You say, 'scrambled'
You say, 'I would like them scrambled'
You say, 'what about eggs'
Denny's waiter says 'You can have [scrambled eggs] or [fried eggs].'
You say, 'I will have scrambled eggs'
Denny's waiter says 'Excellent, would you like anything to drink? Some
[orange juice], perhaps?'
You say, 'I will have orange juice'
You say, 'what about orange juice'
Denny's waiter says 'Our orange juice is fresh squeezed from concentrate.'
You say, 'give me orange juice'
Denny's waiter says 'Okay, I'll be right back with your orange juice.'
You gain experience!
You are hungry.
You are out of food.
Gordon shouts, 'Attention, your bacon is now raw, because fully-cooked bacon
lacks the inherent risks associated with our Vision of Bacon.'
Lawrence shouts, 'Wait a minute, this bacon hasn't been cooked for months'
Gordon shouts, 'Uhh... yes it has.'
Robert shouts, 'You kidding? We've been complaining about this stuff being
raw for ages'
Gordon shouts, 'Uh, whatever.'
Gordon shouts, 'Oh.'
Gordon shouts, 'uh.... I've just been informed that the bacon has been raw
for several months now, but we were unable to determine this until we fixed
a bug with the pancakes, which were previously large enough to obscure the
bacon.'
Gordon shouts, '... Oh, yeah, we nerfed your pancakes too.'
Denny's waiter says 'Here is your breakfast, Tom.'
You gain experience!
Your faction standing with Denny's Customers got worse
Scrambled eggs looks at you threateningly - what would you like your
tombstone to say?
You taste your eggs.
You are chilled to the bone.
You shout, 'oh man my eggs are cold'
Robert shouts, 'petition a manager then'
You petition, 'my scrambled eggs are cold'
Kevin shouts, 'Ack train to restroom!!!'
Thom says, 'Lynn, I still can't believe you can eat this stuff'
Denny's waiter says 'Here is your breakfast, Lynn.'
Lynn begins to cast a spell.
Lynn is protected from poison.
Lynn says, 'I always come prepared'
You shout, 'Man, where's the manager'
Karen shouts, 'Haha u petitiond a managr u sux0r'
George tells you, 'Greetings, Tom, I am George, the Denny's manager. How can
I assist you?'
You tell George, 'my scrambled eggs are cold'
George tells you, 'I will be with you as soon as possible, please stay
patient'
You sip your coffee.
A cool breeze slips through your mind.
George says, 'Greetings, Tom. Are your eggs still cold?'
You say, 'yes'
George begins to cast a spell.
Scrambled eggs burst into flame.
George says, 'Take care'
Michelle says, 'Ack, I don't feel so well'
Michelle begins to cast a spell.
Alka-Seltzer staggers.
Michelle staggers.
Michelle beams a smile at Alka-Seltzer.
Michelle says, 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...'
Denny's waiter says 'Here, let me clear that away for you.'
You say, 'Hey, wait, that's my food, I'm not done yet....'
You shout, 'Hey, this waiter took my food'
Corey shouts, 'Yep, they do that sometimes if you let your food sit there'
You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
Denny's waiter says 'Hello there, Tom, how can I help you?'
You say, 'Check please'
Denny's waiter says 'Okay, here you go.'
You gain experience!
You say, 'Hail Denny's cashier'
Denny's cashier says 'Hello there, would you like to pay your [check]?'
You say, 'Yes I want to pay my check'
You say, 'what about my check'
Denny's cashier says 'You must give me the check before I can reveal more to
you.'
Denny's cashier says 'Ah, excellent! Would you like to know your [total]?'
You gain experience!
Your faction standing with Denny's Cashiers got better
You say, 'what is my total'
Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper. Will you be
paying with a [MasterCard]?'
You say, 'yes I will use a mastercard'
Denny's cashier says 'Unfortunately your MasterCard is over-limit. Would you
prefer to pay with [cash]?'
Your faction standing with MasterCard got worse
Your faction standing with Cheesy-Ass High-Interest-Rate Credit Card
Companies got better
You say, 'yes I will pay with cash'
Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper then.'
You gain experience!
You receive 2 silver.
You receive 1 copper.
Denny's waiter says 'You have stiffed me on my tip for the last time!'
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 217 points of damage!
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 204 points of damage!
Denny's waiter hits YOU for 226 points of damage!
Denny's waiter tries to hit YOU, but misses!
Denny's waiter bashes YOU for 74 points of damage!
You are stunned.
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 189 points of damage!
You are bleeding to death!
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 221 points of damage!
You have been slain by Denny's waiter!
You are no longer stunned.
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered Verant.
You shout, 'Can I get a SOW? My corpse is all the way over in Denny's'
Karen shouts, 'Haha u sux0r'

[Tenderroast]

well mages may not have agro control like we do, but that air pet of theres can outagro half the tanks i know. . . that and my mage CAN nuke for 11k, and still not get agro (yay fir SCS3 and an aggro reduction mod on epic 1.5)

funny thing is though, my necro can out DPS my mage with just dark nightmare and Dread pyre