so then i was like

[deathdodger]

let me share this long story with u i walked down gfay and i was like hey and this guy said hey and then i was like wanna buy this rusty axe and he was like FUK NO I DONT WANT THIS FUKIN CRUSTY ASS SWORD AND IM LIKE WTF DUDE ITS A AXE and then hes like dude its a axe and im like DUDE THATS WHAT I SAID ITS A AXE AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO TELL ME THAT he whants to give me FUKIN 7K FOR IT IM LIKE HELLLSSS NO WHAT U BE SMOKEING I MEEN DUDE I BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR 10 years im not stupid a rusty axe for 7k haha yea right and i was like yo try 60k buddy are u like retarded or something what has he been playing the game for 5 years i meen HELOOOooooo open your eyes :blink: at this point hes putting me down and crap and im like sad :( so i was like u know what im not gonna PUT UP WITH THIS SISTAAA talk to the damn hand im going to farm some more rusties off of RM giants with my main lvl 7 enchanter B)

[Trizel]

here is what could be the breed of The Quon and Gnomeskater :lol:

[Schaeffer]

Sk8rGnome is the rulest!!!

[deathdodger]

who the hell is skater gnome lol

[Umbrello]

Sk8tergnome ownz all. period. enough said.

[necropheliack]

rofl exactly what i thought when i read that sk8ter gnome royally ownz all

[necropheliack]

btw for u guys who dont know who skater gnome is go to eqcasters and read his funny stories

[seever]

So,this totally reminds me of my own story. I've been usin my pet to lvl for me. Bought him with some silver that some fool gave to me for beein so tight right. then I buy my spell and summon my pet but then like no pet appears everyone is laughin decayin skeles are laugh i getz mad and hack one down Me and my rusty dagger aren't jokin I takes his bones and laugh at him. WHO's LAUGHIN NOW BONEY then i try to call my pet agin. He appears. Musta been a bad connection or somethin. He come and tells me I'm the master. I tells him hellz yeah. Then he's laughin an stuff. I tells him to attack he does I smiles. This pet tells me he's gonna get me to lvl 10 I laugh I tells him tp follo he does. I tells him to attk he does. Pretty soon I'm lvl 5 Hah!! HA ! Then some KS'n guard rolls up and takes my pyre beetle from me I'm pissed so i says jobatik go kill that KS'r He runs to do it I should whispered it cuz then that ks'r comes after me. I'm runnin I get this great idea I'll go tell the other guard at entrance what this KS'r was doin next thing i know he's like 'Die like the fool that you are!' And then i'm dyin and stuff. Man, nobody believes a necro! :angry:

[Whispers Quietly]

Have to add this out of fairness to Necro community.
There I am i am in trakonon's teeth, Spectrals. I have my 4 stacks of Iron rations, 2 stacks of canteen water from Iceclad. I plan on being there awhile.
Lvl 47 I'm killin them left and Right, camp to camp. Says I; Seb Key, only reason other folks come here. Hmmm, Lets Cheat. Bring in the 55 farmer and soon I have seb key Components as well a friend or two.
Go to do the turn in, NOTHING but spectrals in area, I'm camping it, XP flies by, 4pp a kill on average. Now I'm up to 49 ( had my spells drop shipped) and 90%. My wife fairly understands my compulsions, so I explain to her my well thought out strategy.....
Kill a fast 10 mobs for 10% xp, Ding 50; Jump and down wildly. Sit down and Med.
I explain to her that I'd have to Play at least that long to get another 10% Beyond lvl 50; If I die, I still Own the Lvl.
Ding 50 here I come, Methods working well, Sit down and med with Allure, Heart in primary. Medding nicely, go and smoke. Brag to her about how it's going, Yeah "50" Babe, A milestone for anyones character.
Get back from smoke break, Re-buff, Cast Lich, kill another 3 mobs. Take a few spells from them, Minor, a major hit is 320hp from them.
You are Knocked unconscience.
You are Bleeding to death.
You are knocked unconscience.
Loading, Please wait.............
Yep, Liched myself to death.


Explain to wife why your not done, Priceless...........

[Maieye]

OMG, ROFLMAO - Thanks a million Whispers, here I thought I would stop doing "that liching myself to death routine" by the time I hit 50.... Future not to promising for me now :huh: .

Oh well I appreciate the story, now I must go and explain to my wife why I found that so humorus..

Maieye

[Schaeffer]

I dun liched myself to death yesterday. Doorbell rang, went to go answer it, BS'd with the guy for a minute. Came back looked at my screen and nuthin was killing me so then I went back to the living room with my buddy and then came back to sign out and I was naked at my bind point :lol: Oh well, No biggy...