The Cobert Report

[Zandramadass]

http://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/9797

!NSFW!

Edited by Gnekroe: Adding NSFW tag for those people with sensitive viewing priviledges as the site has some "interesting" ads.

[Nadori]

Dude i love that show!


And the Daily show but Colbert is funnier :P

[Xislaben]

Cobert's not very amusing, but the fools who allow themselves to be 'interviewed' by him are, though it's not a laughing-with-them kind of funny.

[Zandramadass]

But Xis I have NSFW in the subject line heh

[Xislaben]

Originally posted by Zandramadass@Aug 4 2006, 09:24 PM
But Xis I have NSFW in the subject line heh
?

Don't tell on meeeeeee!

[Zandramadass]

j/k i dont care that you added it... some might have missed it if they only read the topic and not the subject besides that website is far from safe for most people

[Nadori]

I believe that was Gnek

And yeah Xis im still not sure why they still come on the show...they know what to expect....i guess it gives them airtime :P

[Zeller TP]

Originally posted by Xislaben@Aug 4 2006, 01:21 PM
Cobert's not very amusing, but the fools who allow themselves to be 'interviewed' by him are, though it's not a laughing-with-them kind of funny. Hmm .. you hate John Stewart (OK, I'll give you that one, he's a little too smug for his own good);
you've never seen South Park or Team America; and
you don't think Colbert is amusing???!???

You need to buy yourself a sense of humor.

[GnekroeGnomicon]

some might have missed it if they only read the topic and not the subject besides that website is far from safe for most people
hehe yeah the topic description is easily missed.

But unfortunately, the NSFW only works if they go to the post, not if it is linked to you through some other method. /tease :P If there is one exciting thing about getting off work tonight it is to go home and see this :D I have heard it is hilarious :)

[Xebitikz]

Originally posted by Xislaben@Aug 4 2006, 05:21 PM
Cobert's not very amusing, but the fools who allow themselves to be 'interviewed' by him are, though it's not a laughing-with-them kind of funny.
Couldn't agree more. :)
That said, I think the dude is a genious for making people look so stupid.

[Xislaben]

Originally posted by Zeller TP+Aug 4 2006, 09:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Zeller TP @ Aug 4 2006, 09:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Xislaben@Aug 4 2006, 01:21 PM
Cobert's not very amusing, but the fools who allow themselves to be 'interviewed' by him are, though it's not a laughing-with-them kind of funny.
Hmm .. you hate John Stewart (OK, I'll give you that one, he's a little too smug for his own good);

you've never seen South Park or Team America; and

you don't think Colbert is amusing???!???

You need to buy yourself a sense of humor. [/b][/quote]
Unfortunately taste is not a purchasable commodity.

I never said I haven't seen any south park, I said I've never seen any of the episodes glorifying bin laden or whatever that comment was about. I have never seen Team America though, there was nothing remotely interesting about it to me in any of the previews.

Lets add to the list though of 'not funny':
- Jim Carrey
- Adam Sandler (movies, the cd he released early on was so-so amusing)
- Will Ferrell
- Friends
- Sienfield

The Simpsons, Futurama, The Family Guy, Monty Python, Evil Dead 3, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, those are funny.

[Zeller TP]

Strange. You like the idea of a Holy Hand Grenade, but Bob Barker punching out Adam Sandler does nothing for you ...

How about: Caddyshack
Animal House
The Blues Brothers
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
?

[Schaeffer]

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[najiwench]

Originally posted by Xislaben@Aug 5 2006, 09:51 PM
Lets add to the list though of 'not funny':
- Jim Carrey
- Adam Sandler (movies, the cd he released early on was so-so amusing)
- Will Ferrell
- Friends
- Sienfield

The Simpsons, Futurama, The Family Guy, Monty Python, Evil Dead 3, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, those are funny.
agree on jim carrey, some of his movies are watchable..as in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

adam sandler..meh i go into his movies expecting to hate them and am usually enjoying them despite myself..i don't know why

will ferrell has the potential to make me laugh but he is definately not on my must see list..it's one of those that if hubby gets it, i'll watch it with him

friends - loved it

seinfeld - abhorred it *shudder*

simpsons - love
futurama - love
family guy - love
monty python - love
evil dead - don't think i've seen it, but army of the dead rocked hard
hitchiker's guide - alas i haven't seen yet (or read) but are on my list to asap

Caddyshack - hate it
Animal House - made me gag
The Blues Brothers - meh
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - has his moments for sure

i love conan..most of the time

[Azrioth]

seinfeld - abhorred it *shudder*

!

/weeps

[najiwench]

it was just stupid..couldnt' stand it...we actually tried to watch the series finale and ended up having sex for 45 minutes lol

well..maybe it wasn't so bad ;)

[Brahman]

wow.

so much is suddenly clear about why so many here can't take a fucking joke...

[Hangman Gallows]

Seinfeld did suck. It had a few funny moments but those were just stupid.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was just fucking retarded.

Adam sandler is the same fucking guy in every movie. He can make me laugh s
ometimes, but most of the time he is a moron.

Jim Carey stopped being funny when he left In Living Color

I never watched a Will Farrel movie and I dont want to. He is a Saturday NIght live reject who just plain sucks

Funny shows include:
Simpsons
Family Guy
Futurama
Cops <i'm always laughing at the morons on this one
Reno 911
American Dad
Married With Children
XMC
The Colbet Report


Funny Movies include:
Space Balls
Goonies
Airplaine series
naked gun
Blazing Saddles
Duck Soup
Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail
Dr. Strangelove
Harelem Nights
Im Gonna Git U sucka
Caddy Shack
Coming to America

[Zaxlothon]

Originally posted by Brahman@Aug 6 2006, 05:42 AM
wow.

so much is suddenly clear about why so many here can't take a fucking joke...
So if someone doesn't share your sense of humor, they don't have a sense of humor? That's a truely closed minded way of thinking.

I have your number now Brahman. You are a somewhat intelligent person who enjoys creating conflict so that you can attempt to make yourself appear more intelligent and learned, all the while you are simply a trouble causing little boy who needs to grow up. You love being the center of attention, because you always felt starved for attention as a child. You were probably a social outcast who was teased to no end in school, which started your antisocial tendencies. Your self esteem is built upon you constantly "proving" yourself to be more intelligent than the next guy. Your closest celluloid analog would be J.P. from Grandma's Boy. Do you ever find yourself talking like a robot or beleiving that you are a character from the Matrix movies?

[Brahman]

Originally posted by Brahman@Aug 6 2006, 12:42 AM
wow.

so much is suddenly clear about why so many here can't take a fucking joke...
quoted for truth

[Xislaben]

Originally posted by Zeller TP@Aug 5 2006, 10:36 PM
Strange. You like the idea of a Holy Hand Grenade, but Bob Barker punching out Adam Sandler does nothing for you ...

How about: Caddyshack
Animal House
The Blues Brothers
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
?
Yeah the happy gilmore flick was pretty stupid, and no bob barker getting into a fight and kicking sandler's ass didn't do anything for me. One of my good friends loves it, but then he spends most of his time stoned. And yes Monty Python is amusing.

Caddyshack - you leave dangerfield outa this!
Animal House - blah
The Blues Brothers - I don't think I've ever seen it
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - not really

Here's more for the amusing list:
Galaxy Quest
Office Space
The Office (brit tv show)

[Xislaben]

Originally posted by Hangman Gallows@Aug 6 2006, 07:45 AM
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was just fucking retarded.
The movie was pretty bad, the books are golden.

[Zaxlothon]

Everyone is posting such varied list of what they think is funny...do you think? No. Maybe.... Yes! No! Hmmm.... I guess it could be... No, it can't be... I guess it is... That must be it! Everyone is different. This is ground breaking, you saw it here first folks, the first time anyone has suggested that every single human being is different from every other human being.

[Brahman]

this site is so sad.

the mods put swear words in peoples custom titles ffs.

its really goin down hill fast : (

this makes me sad in da pants.

and...

chalk one up for my first sig here !

[najiwench]

Originally posted by Hangman Gallows@Aug 6 2006, 07:45 AM
Jim Carey stopped being funny when he left In Living Color

Funny shows include:
Simpsons
Family Guy
Futurama
Cops <i'm always laughing at the morons on this one
Reno 911
American Dad
Married With Children
XMC
The Colbet Report


Funny Movies include:
Space Balls
Goonies
Airplaine series
naked gun
Blazing Saddles
Duck Soup
Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail
Dr. Strangelove
Harelem Nights
Im Gonna Git U sucka
Caddy Shack
Coming to America
jim carey wasn't even funny then

don't care for reno911, american dad is too close to reality to be funny, married with children made me want to stab my eyes out, don't know xmc

space balls..meh i can't stand that retard rick moranis..the onlything funny i've ever seen him in was strange brew

airplane was too stupid
naked gun..feel the same way toward leslie nielsen as i do toward jim carrey, more entertaining when he's not trying to be funny
never saw duck soup or dr. strange love...or harlem nights *at least that i can remember..i think i might have saw it..but really don't remember*
i'm gonna git u sucka meh..ok
caddy shack..bleh retarded
coming to america was classic though....still love it to this day

galaxy quest..funny
office space...hilarious
the office..never seen the american nor the british version...just because of scheduling conflicts and i have too much on my dvr as it is

[najiwench]

Originally posted by Zaxlothon+Aug 6 2006, 07:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Zaxlothon @ Aug 6 2006, 07:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Brahman@Aug 6 2006, 05:42 AM
wow.

so much is suddenly clear about why so many here can't take a fucking joke...
So if someone doesn't share your sense of humor, they don't have a sense of humor? That's a truely closed minded way of thinking.

I have your number now Brahman. You are a somewhat intelligent person who enjoys creating conflict so that you can attempt to make yourself appear more intelligent and learned, all the while you are simply a trouble causing little boy who needs to grow up. You love being the center of attention, because you always felt starved for attention as a child. You were probably a social outcast who was teased to no end in school, which started your antisocial tendencies. Your self esteem is built upon you constantly "proving" yourself to be more intelligent than the next guy. Your closest celluloid analog would be J.P. from Grandma's Boy. Do you ever find yourself talking like a robot or beleiving that you are a character from the Matrix movies? [/b][/quote]
you just now figuring this out???

[najiwench]

Originally posted by Brahman@Aug 6 2006, 09:22 AM
this site is so sad.

the mods put swear words in peoples custom titles ffs.

its really goin down hill fast : (

this makes me sad in da pants.

and...

chalk one up for my first sig here !
then leave..nobody is stopping you...and we promise not to shed a tear after you are gone..

[Zaxlothon]

Originally posted by najiwench@Aug 6 2006, 06:02 PM
you just now figuring this out???
I'm a little slow on the uptake and I always try to give people the benefit of the doubt. Lesson learned.

[Brahman]

Originally posted by Zaxlothon+Aug 6 2006, 02:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Zaxlothon @ Aug 6 2006, 02:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Brahman@Aug 6 2006, 05:42 AM
wow.

so much is suddenly clear about why so many here can't take a fucking joke...
So if someone doesn't share your sense of humor, they don't have a sense of humor? That's a truely closed minded way of thinking.

I have your number now Brahman. You are a somewhat intelligent person who enjoys creating conflict so that you can attempt to make yourself appear more intelligent and learned, all the while you are simply a trouble causing little boy who needs to grow up. You love being the center of attention, because you always felt starved for attention as a child. You were probably a social outcast who was teased to no end in school, which started your antisocial tendencies. Your self esteem is built upon you constantly "proving" yourself to be more intelligent than the next guy. Your closest celluloid analog would be J.P. from Grandma's Boy. Do you ever find yourself talking like a robot or beleiving that you are a character from the Matrix movies? [/b][/quote]
actually you are not correct by any account.

Growing up i generally got more attention than i really wanted.

I don't need to prove i'm smarter then anyone, i'm well aware of where my intellect stands and could give 2 shits less what anyone else on an online msg board thinks. If anything it has always pissed me off to no end that i could write some piece of shit in 20 min and have the teacher gushing over it. Crying teachers cause i'm getting a 75% in a class when i ace every test just cause i refuse to do homework was fun too !

[Zaxlothon]

Originally posted by Brahman+Aug 6 2006, 09:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Brahman @ Aug 6 2006, 09:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Growing up i generally got more attention than i really wanted.[/b]

Sorry to hear that, they have support groups for that.

Originally posted by Brahman@Aug 6 2006, 09:34 PM
I don't need to prove i'm smarter then anyone, i'm well aware of where my intellect stands and could give 2 shits less what anyone else on an online msg board thinks.

That's a great way to think, good for you!

<!--QuoteBegin-Brahman@Aug 6 2006, 09:34 PM
If anything it has always pissed me off to no end that i could write some piece of shit in 20 min and have the teacher gushing over it.* Crying teachers cause i'm getting a 75% in a class when i ace every test just cause i refuse to do homework was fun too ![/quote]

Wait...You just said you don't care to prove to us how smart you are, but now you are BRAGGING about how smart you are. You can't write a paragraph without contradicting yourself.

[Brahman]

Wait...You just said you don't care to prove to us how smart you are, but now you are BRAGGING about how smart you are. You can't write a paragraph without contradicting yourself.

you see bragging.

I see me bitching about having to deal with fucking crazy ass teachers sobing during parent teacher night. and crazy teachers telling me how much raw writing tallent i have.

ffs, look at my grammar and spelling... Wouldn't that bug you if you KNEW your worst skill was spelling and proper grammar?

[najiwench]

Originally posted by Brahman@Aug 6 2006, 09:58 PM
Wait...You just said you don't care to prove to us how smart you are, but now you are BRAGGING about how smart you are. You can't write a paragraph without contradicting yourself.

you see bragging.

I see me bitching about having to deal with fucking crazy ass teachers sobing during parent teacher night. and crazy teachers telling me how much raw writing tallent i have.

ffs, look at my grammar and spelling... Wouldn't that bug you if you KNEW your worst skill was spelling and proper grammar?
and parent teacher night has....what? to do with this discussion again?

oh, that's right..nothing..you were taking an opportunity to boast about what high grades you got in high school..*(or was that a middle school memory?)*

[Brahman]

umm...

i said i was getting 75's.

yes, fear my average GPA from HS !

...

EDIT:::

and it has to do with...

You are a somewhat intelligent person who enjoys creating conflict so that you can attempt to make yourself appear more intelligent and learned

my point is simply, i could really give a fuck less what you people think about me. idiot, smart person, moron, ignoramus, wtfever it doesn't matter to me in the least. anyone that thinks otherwise REALLY hasn't been paying attention.

[najiwench]

Originally posted by Brahman@Aug 6 2006, 11:21 PM
umm...

i said i was getting 75's.

yes, fear my average GPA from HS !

...

EDIT:::

and it has to do with...

You are a somewhat intelligent person who enjoys creating conflict so that you can attempt to make yourself appear more intelligent and learned

my point is simply, i could really give a fuck less what you people think about me. idiot, smart person, moron, ignoramus, wtfever it doesn't matter to me in the least. anyone that thinks otherwise REALLY hasn't been paying attention.
um...somebody calls you stupid so you reply wiht "i got a 75 in school even though i didn't do homework..i r teh smrt..."

intelligence, btw, does not equal education.

[Brahman]

. . .

really don't know what else to say here.

I say i slept through class, never did shit, and your comback is int isn't education?

thats good, i guess, since i got none in HS. and these days high school is hardly education. its kinda like saying being potty trained is being educated.

[Brahman]

not to mention he didn't really call me stupid...

just said i was someone trying to prove that i r smrt.

keep grasping for those straws !

[najiwench]

Originally posted by Brahman@Aug 7 2006, 12:25 AM
Drama Queen, I will have the last word!
^

[Brahman]

/golfclap

[Rdarkwill]

Originally posted by Xislaben+Aug 6 2006, 08:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Xislaben @ Aug 6 2006, 08:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hangman Gallows@Aug 6 2006, 07:45 AM
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was just fucking retarded.
The movie was pretty bad, the books are golden. [/b][/quote]
The books are absolutely brilliant!
I cringed when I saw that a new movie was being put out, and wasn't suprised when I was let down by it (not that it's completely awful, but no single movie can do a series of books justice).

Since yer all listing yer fav's

Family guy
Harold and kumar
Big Lebowski
Monty Python ( the movies are great, but I loved the show even more)
The princess bride
40 yr old virgin
anything put out by Pixar
I hate Jim Carreys early stuff but loved Liar Liar and Bruce Almighty

But as far as bang for the buck comedy. I LOVE stand-up!
Steven Wright
Dane Cook
George Carlin
Mitch Hedberg
Robin Williams ( his early stuff)
Bill Cosby (again early stuff)
are just a few of my Fav's

[najiwench]

i agree wtih ^

[Schaeffer]

Originally posted by Brahman@Aug 6 2006, 05:22 AM
this site is so sad.

the mods put swear words in peoples custom titles ffs.

its really goin down hill fast : (

this makes me sad in da pants.
Asshole isn't a swear word, it's a body part, deal with it.

I'm glad I don't excite you in your pants you perverted gnome you...

[Schaeffer]

Originally posted by Rdarkwill@Aug 6 2006, 11:42 PM
Since yer all listing yer fav's... Harold and kumar

Such an underrated movie

But as far as bang for the buck comedy. I LOVE stand-up!... Dane Cook

You are not an American if you do not love that man.

[Brahman]

you are making these jokes with RL friends you havn't shown the video to arn't you?

[Zaxlothon]

A book that you have to read is The Princess Bride. If you read the book, you get to read the first chapter to the sequel (which will probably never be written) Buttercup's Baby. But the true charm of the book is that you find out that Buttercup was not only beautiful, but unbelievably stupid. And as always, the book is better than the movie.

Some movies that seem to be missing are:
Super Troopers
MST3K the movie
Undercover Brother

Books
Bill the Galactic Hero series
Stainless Steel Rat series
M.Y.T.H.
Xanth

TV Shows
MST3K
Venture Bros.

[Schaeffer]

Originally posted by Brahman@Aug 7 2006, 01:19 AM
you are making these jokes with RL friends you havn't shown the video to arn't you?
so?

[Brahman]

Originally posted by Schaeffer+Aug 7 2006, 12:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Schaeffer @ Aug 7 2006, 12:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Brahman@Aug 7 2006, 01:19 AM
you are making these jokes with RL friends you havn't shown the video to arn't you?
so? [/b][/quote]
well me to.

but i quickly show them the video after hehe

[najiwench]

Originally posted by Zaxlothon@Aug 7 2006, 05:45 AM
MST3K the movie
OMFG! <3 mst3k!

[Nadraux]

Originally posted by Rdarkwill@Aug 6 2006, 11:42 PM
Since yer all listing yer fav's

Family guy
Harold and kumar
Big Lebowski
Monty Python ( the movies are great, but I loved the show even more)
The princess bride
40 yr old virgin
anything put out by Pixar
I hate Jim Carreys early stuff but loved Liar Liar and Bruce Almighty

But as far as bang for the buck comedy. I LOVE stand-up!
Steven Wright
Dane Cook
George Carlin
Mitch Hedberg
Robin Williams ( his early stuff)
Bill Cosby (again early stuff)
are just a few of my Fav's
List pretty much rings true for me with the exception of Dane Cook. I guess he's funny in some way but overall I think he comes across as an asshole and I quickly hit my tolerance with him and change the channel. One of my great finds when I was younger was a couple of old Bill Cosby comedy records in my Dad's record stash. I still have them, great stuff. Why is There Air & I Started Out as a Child showed why Cosby was the star he was back in the day.

As for the Colbert thing, he can be hit or miss with me at times but overall I like him. Granted, I generally watch the show because I'm watching The Daily Show and just don't change the channel. However, that interview with Eleanor Holmes Norton was great. Since I live in the area and have had to endure that woman on the local news too many times already, it was nice to see someone totally get the better of her.

[Hangman Gallows]

Who is Dane Cook? Never heard of him.

[najiwench]

Originally posted by Hangman Gallows@Aug 8 2006, 04:14 AM
Who is Dane Cook? Never heard of him.
http://www.danecook.com/