Egg talks to a girl, hilarity ensues

[Aegrusnecrox]

I'm standing to a cute girl on the steps of one of my college buildings, waiting to cross the street.

Its texas, so of course it's 108 degrees at all times. I'm dying of heat exhaustion.

This girl is standing there with goosebumps. Honest to goodness goosebumps, it looks like she was doused with liquid nitrogen 20 seconds ago.

This perplexes me, as it is absolutely broiling outside. So, the following conversation takes place:

Me: "My god, are you cold out here?"

Her: "What?"

Me: "you look like you're freezing, you've got goosebumps everywhere"

Her: "I have a skin condition"

Me: ...

Her: "Thanks for noticing though"

Me: "Ok cya"

Me: *20 seconds after she is out of sight, i am literally rolling on the sidewalk laughing my ass off*

-Egg

[Lilnecro]

kinda like me, but my conversation went like this...

Me: So you like dance huh?

Her: Yeah, i have loved it all of my life!

Me: so you are pretty horny on huh?

Her: What!?!?!?

Me: Well your nipples are kinda sticking out... I just thought ...

Her: IT'S JUST COLD OUTSIDE YOU PERVERT!

[neferakhen]

you guys should stay away from girls... lol

[Lylith]

Dude, she a mutant! If she's a cutey like Rogue (X men), what's a little 'skin' condition! lol.

[Ckador]

I'm standing to a cute girl on the steps of one of my college buildings, waiting to cross the street.

Its texas, so of course it's 108 degrees at all times. I'm dying of heat exhaustion.

This girl is standing there with goosebumps. Honest to goodness goosebumps, it looks like she was doused with liquid nitrogen 20 seconds ago.

This perplexes me, as it is absolutely broiling outside. So, the following conversation takes place:

Me: "My god, are you cold out here?"

Her: "What?"

Me: "you look like you're freezing, you've got goosebumps everywhere"

Her: "I have a skin condition"

Me: ...

Her: "Thanks for noticing though"

Me: "Ok cya"

Me: *20 seconds after she is out of sight, i am literally rolling on the sidewalk laughing my ass off*

-Egg

Should have told her you were blind, so you could feel on her, like Braille. That's what Ckador would have done!

[Aegrusnecrox]

rofl ck, that's hilarious

one question tho: how would i have noticed she was goosebumpy if i was blind? Other than reaching out and rubbing her, which i must admit i wouldn't have minded doing.

-Egg

[Ckador]

rofl ck, that's hilarious

one question tho: how would i have noticed she was goosebumpy if i was blind? Other than reaching out and rubbing her, which i must admit i wouldn't have minded doing.

-Egg

Most Esteemed Sir, it doesn't have to make sense... that is the most charming part!

Girls love it when they know you're full of shit. >_<

[Xislaben]

Was the 'thanks for noticing' sarcastic or sincere? I'd assume the former.

[Aegrusnecrox]

it was kind of hard to tell....

-Egg

[Xislaben]

it was kind of hard to tell....

-Egg

You should have asked her if you can play connect the dots, chicks with freckles love that.

[Winmancer]

I am married to a chick with freckles and I can tell you that mentioning connect the dots is treading on thin ice. = )

[winchester20]

Well son, all I can say is you are one-up on most guys. Most guys don't even notice if their girlfriend/wife changes her hair, even if she gets it dyed. Noticing goosebumps may well be a first for male-kind everywhere. Good job!

[scrat]

Haha, yep. Single guys notice everything. Us married old farts usually require a drastic change to be noticed unless we've been warned ahead of time. My wife now keeps me informed of her salon & spa activities in advance.

It's not for lack of caring, it's expecting somebody to notice shiny new wiper blades on their 40yr old farm truck on a sunny day.

I ask - who is more shallow? The man for not caring for such trivial, minor details? Or the woman for demanding he does?

[Aegrusnecrox]

i only noticed them because she had nice tits and on those tits were a perplexing amount of goosebumps, given the climate outside.

-Egg

[scrat]

Ahhh, thank you for that mental image. Tits with texture. /tonguescrape