Brahman eats penis.

[Kadyan Aeternalis]

Barbecued PENIS Strips

3 pounds lean PENIS, cut into strips
1/2 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup dry sherry
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 cloves garlic, crushed
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1/2 cup barbecue sauce, your favorite
1 8-ounce can pineapple chunks (do not drain)


In a heavy skillet brown PENIS strips in a little vegetable oil.
Meanwhile, combine remaining ingredients in slow cooker; stir well. Add
browned PENIS strips and stir to coat. Cover and cook on LOW for 6 to 9
hours. Serve hot from pot with sauce.
Makes about 15 appetizer servings.

Check out his lunch!

[Vanlor]

Always knew he was a fag...

[Mystiqat]

he's a gnome, that shit stares them in the face all the time around humans

[Iluvthedead]

what a load of c0ck!

[Mystiqat]

Penis Stew

1 pound of penis, ram's or bull's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

The ladies say this was originally a Jewish recipe from Marcelle Thomal.
Apparently innards, including penis, once played a major role in Jewish cooking.

not my recipe btw, but found this on another forum I frequent

[Ultulus]

Comedy.

[Toruch Fleshrot]

I don't see any mayo on that sammich!

TF

[Kadyan Aeternalis]

I don't see any mayo on that sammich!

TF

He doesn't use mayo he uses a hearty layer of mansauce on the bread to lubricate the penis as he swallows it whole.

[Lilnecro]

Man swauce and hearty rocky mountain oysters are the daily bread and jam in the Brahman household every morning. Pop them in the toaster and munch on testicles for breakfast. a bologna pony in the afternoon for lunch, and a nice portion of skin flute in the evening.

and a nice bowl of cum bubble pudding for a midnight snack.

[Insalubrity]

I don't think it's a surprise to anyone that this is a Brahman meal. He always struck me as the kind of person who, if you were to talk to him irl, would be completely incoherent due to his mouth being occupied by a penis.


<3

[Kadyan Aeternalis]

I don't think it's a surprise to anyone that this is a Brahman meal. He always struck me as the kind of person who, if you were to talk to him irl, would be completely incoherent due to his mouth being occupied by a penis.


<3

LOL, can't believe you posted on this thread.



<3 to you too love.

[Elitor]

lol

[Aegrusnecrox]

-Egg

[bonechip]

I don't think it's a surprise to anyone that this is a Brahman meal.

The real suprise is he keeps burning his tongue on the grill.

[Knutplate]

Oh man,

You guys are freaking hilarious.


... It's funny 'cuz its true.